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We all love it: the sex. But are we all good at it? Heavens to Betsy, no! In the grand pursuit of mastering the common sex positions, we’re going to go over your head and throw out 8 near-impossible sex positions we challenge you to master (or even just try).
While we know lying in the missionary position and letting your lady do all the work sounds blissful, maybe it’s time you threw her a curveball and churned her butter with a different kind of bread. You know, we’re not sure what that means, but The Butter Churner is definitely a position, and it’s definitely herein with all the other difficult sex positions that may leave you lady breathless. There’s also the chance it may leave her in back pain and you with a broken peen.
As with any exercise, be it coffee before workouts or what have you, remember to exhibit caution, care, drink plenty of water before, during and after and, of course, get consent from both parties before trying the Tug of War position (or any position for that matter). Safe sex and amateur attempts are the name of the game today, kids. Play safe.