We have done stories about guys in China sticking their dicks in wedding rings and needing to get them surgically removed, but it appears as though the men of Germany have decided to see them and raise them one.
According to UPI, instead of going to the club to hit on some choice krauts this weekend, a man decided to stick his penis though the hole of a dumbbell weight. Yeah, it didn’t go so well, as firefighters were called a short while later to do what the pervert couldn’t do himself, which of course was get the weight off his cock.
The name of the town where it all went down? You guessed it: Worms.
Using a hydraulic saw and a grinder, it took firefighters…wait for it…almost three hours to remove the 5.5-pound weight from the man’s hog. And perhaps even more embarrassing than sticking your schlong in a dumbbell weight is the fact the firefighters decided to tell everybody about it by sharing the aftermath on their Facebook page.
Hey, there is a “glass half-full” take on this embarrassing story. I mean after all, he could have chosen the 45-pound weight, and then he really might have found himself in one hell of a conundrum.