Check Out This Dog Who Found A Giant Dildo In The Bushes And Wouldn’t Let It Go

So much for dogs having the cleanest mouths.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
Photo: alkir (Getty)

That’s not a toy, Fido. Well, technically it is, but it’s not – well, just let go of the damn thing.

One of the craziest things about owning a dog is the fact that they’ll chase and chew on anything. It could be a stick, tennis ball, rolled-up sock, big black dick, a – wait, what?

That’s right, kids. Jonathan Dade and his dog Tyson were out for walk in the English town of Eye recently, and let’s just say that it became a walk unlike any other after Tyson reached into a bush and pulled out a massive 10-inch dildo and fell in love with the thing.

Check Out This Dog Who Found A Giant Dildo In The Bushes And Wouldn’t Let It Go

Here’s was Dade’s reaction:

“I was laughing so much I nearly wet myself to be honest. I was just walking my dog and he just began rummaging around in the bushes. Then he just came out with it. He turned his head and started wagging his tail as if to say ‘look what I’ve got.’ At first I just thought it was a dirty old stick, but it was just wobbling around in his mouth and I was like ‘no, it definitely isn’t, is it?’ I wished I’d taken a video but after chasing him around at the time I didn’t really think about it.”

The owner of the dildo hasn’t come forward, but our guess is that Tyson wouldn’t have a problem sniffing her out.

h/t Metro

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