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Can someone explain to me why Good Morning Britain decided to invite has-been Steven Seagal? I can’t think of anyone who is interested in his opinion. I mean, the man hasn’t done anything worth watching in more than 25 years. And yet, that vulture Piers Morgan thought it would be a brilliant idea to invite the “actor” in order to hear his thoughts on the NFL protests that everyone has been talking about. And to no one’s surprise, the kimono-wearing tool isn’t a fan of the protests.
Here’s what Seagal had to say:
“I believe in free speech, I believe that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. But I don’t agree that they should hold the United States of America, or the world, hostage by taking a venue where people are tuning in to watch a football game, and imposing their political views. I think it’s outrageous. I think it’s a joke. It’s disgusting.”
Seagal is currently in Moscow, so yeah, that makes sense. Seagal also said this:
“I myself have risked my life countless times for the American flag and I don’t understand or agree with this kind of behavior. I think it’s an outrage.”
Wait, when did these “risks” occur? With that said, Twitter was more than happy to roast Seagal.
“Batman has until midnight to reveal himself or I will bring Gotham to its knees” – Steven Seagal pic.twitter.com/cA0JriOYH3
— Jonathan (@JonRichard) September 27, 2017
To be clear: Steven Seagal, an American who moved to Russia and is now a Russian citizen, wants to teach Americans how to be patriotic.
— (((OhNoSheTwitnt))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 27, 2017
— Mike (@McMandolf) September 27, 2017
Seeing as Steven Seagal is trending, now seems like a good time to drag this beauty back out. pic.twitter.com/4b19F9SVJb
— Bobby McGill (@eaglemcgill) September 27, 2017
In today’s news: Steven Seagal moved to Russia to complete his transition into a Bond villain. pic.twitter.com/ybrGiidzq8
— Lou (@Lou_LouD) September 27, 2017
Steven Seagal is trending.Perfect time to use this gif again pic.twitter.com/uH1dd2D5QD
— Caped Baldy (@dukenukem777) September 27, 2017
I’d be upset with Steven Seagal for his NFL comments if he weren’t such a damn good actor.
— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) September 27, 2017
Steven Seagal is trending, has his ponytail died?
— CallingAllAstronauts (@CAA_Official) September 27, 2017
WTF has happened to Steven Seagal. He looks like he could be Kim Jong Un father. pic.twitter.com/IYjTmHvjLL
— Bill Greenwood. (@seavixenman) September 27, 2017
“Steven Seagal” “Yes. Im completely irrelevant.’ But I also betrayed America for Russia. So you should hear my bullshit opinion.”
— The Mean Progressive (@MeanProgress) September 27, 2017
I can’t stop laughing at Steven Seagal.
— Alice Kennedy (@mock_duchess) September 27, 2017
And of course this one from your favorite guy:
Okay, Steven Seagal, we get it — you have aspirations to looks like a villain from a ’90s cartoon.
— Bryan Brunati (@BryanBrunati) September 27, 2017
And now to wait for Jean-Claude Van Damme’s thoughts on the NFL protests.