There Are Now Platform Crocs And People Can’t Deal

Why?

Bryan Brunatiby Bryan Brunati
Photo: Instagram/Crocs

If you own or have ever owned a pair of Crocs I don’t know if there is any hope for you. For some ungodly reasons millions of people have decided to slip their feet into that nightmare foam clog. But if you didn’t think it could get any worse it has all thanks to Balenciaga.

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That’s right, folks, what you’re looking at is a platform Croc. This beast was introduced by Balenciaga at Paris Fashion Week as part of their SS18 presentation. Now I don’t know what any of that is, all I know is that monstrosity above will probably be purchased and worn by million of college girls on their campus.

Pretty scary to look at. And look at how Twitter feels about all this.

Is there no dignity left in the world?

h/t Someecards

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