Cross Country Runners Narrowly Avoid Getting Crushed By Much Faster Deer

It's official: Deer hate cross country runners.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
Photo: BanksPhotos (Getty)

Here’s something that will make those guys run even that much faster.

Cross country is one of the most difficult sports you can sign up for in high school. If you don’t believe me, try running 10 miles today, 7 miles tomorrow, 10 miles on Wednesday, 7 miles on Thursday and then another 10 miles on Friday just so the 2.5 miles you have to run on Saturday morning feels like a walk in the park.

The sport gets even more difficult when you’re trying to overcome the massive hill in front of you and then all of a sudden, a deer that is 80 times faster than you darts out in front of you and nearly takes your fucking head off.

Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Yup, somebody throw a jersey on that deer and let’s win a state championship.

We were unable to get ahold of either of the runners for confirmation, but studies show that at least one of them probably soiled himself.

h/t Barstool Sports

This runner wasn’t as fortunate: Watch This Cross Country Runner Get Smoked By A Much Faster Deer