Slovakian Marathon Runner Crosses Finish Line With His Penis And Balls Flopping Out Of His Shorts (NSFW)

That's more than sheer willpower he's displaying down the home stretch.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
Screenshot: YouTube

Odds are you missed last weekend’s Košice Peace Marathon in Slovakia because you were busy doing anything else, but that means you missed one of the most NSFW finishes in the history of marathons.

According to Mirror, Jozef Urban finished tenth in last weekend’s run, which is apparently one of Europe’s oldest marathon-length races, but that alone probably has you looking at your computer screen and asking the ever-important question, “Who gives a baker’s fuck?”

We totally hear you on that, but the reason Jozef Urban is making the rounds online today is because as he made his way toward the finish line, it became quite apparent that he decided to run 26.2 miles while not wearing any underwear. And by that we mean his cock and balls were just having a jolly old time as they dangled outside of his super-short shorts.

Check out the very NSFW video below.

No word as to why Urban decided to run a marathon commando, unless of course the thought of suffering through 26.2 miles of chaffing was more unbearable than having your giblets seen by the masses in a rather unglamorous fashion.

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