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It all kicked off when a resident reached out to police and told them that the sound of two people having sex in a car woke her up. So just imagine how loud that must have been.
Officer Aaron Westpfahl responded to the call and that’s where he saw a gold Pontiac Grand Am with “partially fogged” windows and it was “rocking back and forth.” Inside the officer caught 21-year-old Bailey Puttkemery and 20-year-old Emily Scott, naked in the backseat of the parked car.
Westpfahl then ordered the couple to get dressed.
“At that point, I walked to the rear of the vehicle in order to give the two subjects some privacy while getting dressed,” the patrolman noted. But when five minutes passed and the duo had not emerged clothed from the vehicle, the uniformed officer shone his flashlight into the Pontiac and determined that Puttkemery and Scott “had reinitiated the sexual intercourse.”
Westpfahl again directed the couple to get dressed and exit the vehicle, as first reported by the La Crosse Tribune. Puttkemery, apparently not happy to have been interrupted, replied, “No. I’m trying to fuck.”
The cop then opened the car’s rear door and “again instructed the subjects to stop doing what they were doing and get dressed.” Puttkemery, who smelled of booze, then allegedly tried to shut the car door, telling the officer to go away.
It gets better. Puttkemery got pissed off and accused Westphal of “cock blocking” him and “giving him blue balls.” “You’re a man. You should understand. It’s Oktoberfest weekend,” Puttkemery added.
Scott added that the couple didn’t stop having sex because they “wanted to finish.”
The horny couple were each charged with lewd and lascivious behavior.
What a night.