Indian Woman Cuts Off Her Lover’s Penis After He Tells Her About His Upcoming Arranged Marriage

There goes her invite to the wedding.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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Some love triangles are apparently more dangerous and fucked up than others.

According to Metro, a 30-year-old woman in Kattipuram, India cut off her lover’s dick last month when he showed up to explain that he was being forced by his parents to marry another woman.

Indian Woman Cuts Off Her Lover’s Penis After He Tells Her About His Upcoming Arranged Marriage

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That’s right, kids. Upon hearing the news that her beau was about to wed another, the woman found a knife in a guesthouse and gave his blood lumber the ol’ chop. Nearby guests heard the man’s scream, called emergency services and then rushed him to a local hospital.

Despite the fact that his schlong was “90 percent severed,” urology and plastic surgery experts were able to reattach it after working on it for more than eight hours. He is now resting at home, and doctors say that everything should be back to normal for both him and his giggle stick in about four weeks.

Meanwhile, the woman who did the slicing has been arrested and questioned by police. No word what sort of psychology tests they’ll run on her, but our guess is that it won’t take them long to come to the conclusion that she’s a psychotic bitch.

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