Promotional Videos For This 4-Day Sex And Drug Vacation Fest Were So NSFW They Were Banned

What a vacation.

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Don’t really feel like taking that Carnival Cruise to the same old place? Not to worry, because this vacation might just be up your alley if you’re OK with being on hard drugs and OK with the possibility of catching an STD.

For only $5,000 you can take part in a four-day sex and drug vacation called “Sex Island.” This crazy fest will take part on a remote private island off the coast of Catagena in Colombia, which is being advertised as a “sex island experience.” Want to know what this vacation includes? Well Good Girls Company, the company behind all this, is offering 30 people unlimited alcohol, sex, 60 prostitutes and hard drugs (Wolf of Wall Street style probably).

Screengrab: Good Girls Company

Screengrab: Good Girls Company

But here’s the bummer: the promotional videos were so NSFW they got banned from YouTube. But hey, at least there’s screengrabs.

Screengrab: Good Girls Company

Screengrab: Good Girls Company

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One of the videos shows a dude getting on a yacht and dancing around with a flock of prostitutes, and then a massive caption flashes across the screen that reads: “Unlimited sex included.”

The videos also outline the itinerary for the 4-day vacation, and we learn that the first day includes a wild sex session, the second day offers each guest 30 minutes with 16 prostitutes at the same time, and the third and fourth days feature nonstop partying on a luxury yacht with as much alcohol, women, and probably cocaine that your body can handle.

30 minutes with 16 prostitutes? Well, talk about not having down time.

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Screengrab: Good Girls Company

But Good Girls Company is in trouble because while prostitution isn’t illegal in Colombia, pimping is, and the videos are pretty much promoting that.

But hey, if you have $5,000 to spare and you’re in the mood to drown in hookers, this is the vacation for you.

Or maybe you prefer this: You’re Going To Want To Climb Aboard This ‘Sex Cruise” And Enjoy A Vacation Filled With Orgies