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Most Hilarious Movie Sex Scenes

Sex scenes in Hollywood movies can be some of the most memorable parts of films if done right, they can even transcend the movie like they did for Basic Instinct. But it’s even better when a movie has hilarious sex scenes, and the ones we have prepared here don’t come exclusively out of comedies. And not all were maid to be intentionally funny.

These sex scenes from movies will make your stomach hard, not the other thing.

Hilarious Sex Scenes From Hollywood Movies

Shoot ‘Em Up (2007) – Monica Bellucci, Clive Owen


You wouldn’t expect these two respected very attractive actors to be in sex scenes that can be regarded as hilarious, but Shoot ‘Em Up is a ridiculous movie with an even more ridiculous sex scene. Staying true to the name of the movie, Owen and Bellucci continue having sex when bad guys storm their room so you’ll see what’s probably a first and a man making love and taking lives while doing it.

Scary Movie (2000) – Anna Faris, Jon Abrahams


Back when parody movies were more than watchable, Anna Faris and Jon Abrahams had a scene together that skyrocketed Faris’ career. One of the longest funny sex scenes as the filmmakers played with both frequent real-life sex moves and movie tropes that were used to oblivion. With no limits to what can be done, this movie really made a legendary sex scene that is still being referenced.

Hot Shots (1991) – Charlie Sheen, Valeria Golino


A legendary sex scene, and since Hot Shots is a parody of the 1980s action movies, the sex scene parodies the sex scenes in them. Most notably Top Gun (1986) and its famous Take My Breath Away fueled sex scene. Charlie Sheen and Valeria Golino go at it with action that won’t be hilarious only to devoted Food Network viewers by maximizing making fun of the using foods in bed schtick.

Showgirls (1995) – Elizabeth Berkley, Kyle MacLachlan


If you saw this movie sooner than the rating suggested, you might have unrealistic standards for women, sex, and positions of reproductive organs. Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle MacLachlan have confused so many young minds with this Exorcist meets Waterworld combo in which the showgirl supposedly has sex in a pool. If you put in laundry and detergent in that pool it would be completely done.

American Psycho (2000) – Christian Bale


The biggest actor on this list and definitely the best movie in general on this list of funny sex scenes. American Psycho is a serious movie, a seriously creepy, somewhat scary movie, but the scene in which the sociopathic yuppie played by Christian Bale has sex with a prostitute and marvels at his body is downright funny. Mostly because everybody knows someone who is a suspect in showing this behavior.

MacGruber (2010) – Will Forte, Maya Rudolph


If you didn’t think that graveyards are both scary and funny, you haven’t seen the 2010 MacGruber. The SNL running sketch turned into a movie is one of those films that is not at all high brow humor, never less than in the scene where the former special agent has sex with his dead wife on a cemetery. The sound that Will Forte makes will be forever engraved in your mind.

Crank: High Voltage (2009) – Jason Statham, Amy Smart


A movie with one of the craziest premises ever, as the main character has to constantly have boosts of electricity to keep his battery-powered heart going. So his girlfriend tries to postpone his death by giving him an adrenaline dump by having sex in public on the race-tracks, with a pretty big crowd. Probably the hottest sex scene out of these seven hilarious sex scenes, even though its ridiculous, so props have to be given to the actors.

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