Woman Drives Her Rich Ex-Boyfriend’s Benz Into Pool After He Dumps Her

"I dumped her, she dumped my car."

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Never piss a woman off. Never ever.

While a woman has never gotten so angry at me she proceeded to ruin and destroy my property (mainly because I don’t have much), one woman was so angry at getting dumped that she got revenge in the best way she could think of. It all kicked off when 41-year-old hotshot banker Guy Gentile decided that it would be a brilliant idea to breakup with his 24-year-old girlfriend Kristina Kuchma while on vacation in Bahamas. Yeah, not the best move.

Photo: Guy Gentile

Once Gentile broke it off, Kuchma threw hot tea in his face and then took the keys to his $100,000 Mercedes S400. Kuchma then proceeded to text Gentile this in broken English:

“Lier! You told me you will help me to start a business! That were your words! Now you want to be an investor??? Well investor I have a surprise for you on a backyard, start with that investment idea first.”

Gentile came home to find his car at the bottom of his pool.

“My heart dropped because of [fears she was inside]. I didn’t care about the car at that moment,” Gentile said. “But after I realized she wasn’t in it, then I start to get pissed off that she would pull something like this after everything I’ve done for her.”

Photo: Guy Gentile

According to Gentile, Kuchma asked him for $50,000 to start a marketing business, but that’s when Gentile called it off. Here’s what he said.

“I said, ‘You know what? You got the wrong guy. If you want a guy who’s going to hand you money for nothing, you got the wrong guy.'”

Kuchma filed a polie report and reveals it took police over four hours to fish his car out of his pool.

Well it was clear Kuchma was in it for the money, but hey, why else would a 24-year-old date a rich 41-year-old douche?

h/t Metro

And then there was this: Woman Takes A Sledgehammer To Cheating Husband’s BMW