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You must really be desperate for money if you go out of your way to rob a hot dog stand, but that’s exactly what 19-year-old Terrion Pouncy did recently when he decided to rob the Original Maxwell Street Polish on Chicago’s South Side. The only problem? Well, he shot himself right in the penis.
Dude Robbing Hot Dog Stand Shoots Himself In His Own Penis
Everything was going according to plan for Pouncy as he entered the 24-hour establishment early in the morning, aimed his .38-caliber pistol at two employees and demanded money from the cash register. Once he got what he wanted, Pouncy dug his hand into the pocket’s of one of the employees, taking out his wallet and cellphone. And this was around the time that Pouncy tried to put his gun away and run off at the same time. Not a good move because his gun went off and his penis took a hit.
It gets better. This idiot then called 911 to complained that he had been shot. Police found him slumped over and bleeding on some front steps to a nearby house.
So not only does this dude have a mangled penis and is at the hospital, but he now faces two counts of armed robbery with a firearm. Sweet, sweet karma.
h/t NY Daily News