Never Run With A Toothbrush In Your Mouth (Graphic)

Going to take more than a toothbrush to clean that up.

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There have been plenty of times that I have found myself running late and I’ve had to rush to brush my teeth and get ready. But I have never found myself so late that I decided that running with a toothbrush in my mouth was a good idea. And now someone on Reddit has shown why it will never be a bright idea.

On the very popular subreddit “Today I F*cked Up,” one anonymous dude decided to tell his horror story. Have a read below.

“I woke up this morning and started brushing my teeth just like any other morning. I realized I was running a bit late and that it was dumping snow (I live in Northern Idaho), so I ran outside to start my car with my toothbrush still in my mouth.”

“It was freezing outside and I was not properly dressed so I ran back to my house. Right when I was approaching, I stumbled slightly on the bottom stair and hit the toothbrush on my door, jamming it into the back of my mouth.”

“It hurt a little bit but I didn’t think anything of it and continued brushing my teeth. When I went to spit and rinse, there was more blood than toothpaste. I opened up, said ‘ahhhhh,’ and looked in my mouth to find that the toothbrush had poked a hold in the back of my throat. Stitches in the back of your throat are not pleasant.”

And now the evidence. Take a look at this graphic photo, folks, and enjoy.

Photo: Reddit/StickyMustache

Well that’s disgusting. Hey, we warned you.

h/t Someecards

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