Skin-Bleaching Obsessed Sammy Sosa Dabbed In London And Freaked Everyone Out

Oh, Sammy.

Bryan Brunatiby Bryan Brunati
Photo: Romain Maurice/Getty Images for InList

I was 9-years-old when Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire completely captivated the world with their amazing home run chase, a chase that pretty much saved baseball. Well fast forward almost 20 years later and the former is captivating everyone in a different manner — a very, very different manner.

The 49-year-old former MLB player recently decided to do the dab for some reason out in London. And while that move is outdated and makes everyone cringe, it’s how Sosa looks that stole the attention. Just take a look at the tweet below to see what we mean.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that’s the same person. Sosa has been bleaching his skin for years and that’s the result. Here’s a closer look:

Holy hell, what is Sosa thinking? Now I hope Sosa is OK upstairs, I really do, since he was a baseball hero to many folks, but since this is the internet people decided to roast him anyway. Check out some of the responses below.

Here’s hoping that Sosa rights the ship soon.

h/t Maxim

We might as well show you this now: The First Google Search Result For ‘Bleached Asshole’ Is Not What You Think (Totally SFW)