This Woman Is Engaged To A Chandelier And You’re Forever Alone

"Chandelier" by Sia will be her wedding song, right?

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If you thought it was hearing strange reading about the Italian woman who decided to marry herself, then you’re in for quite the doozy now because a woman named Amanda Liberty has said, “I do” to her 90-year-old chandelier.

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, the 33-year-old woman describes herself as an “Objectum sexual,” and she was once in love with the Statue of Liberty and a drum kit. But now she’s in love with a chandelier called Lumiere. Oh boy. Liberty, who owns over 2000 light fixtures, also reveals that she’s in an open relationship as she owns 25 chandeliers, too, and she even sleeps with another chandelier called Jewel.

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Liberty bought the 28-inch wide light chandelier for about $550 on eBay and then proceeded to fall head over heels for it. Here’s what Liberty had to say about the purchase.

“As soon as I saw Lumiere on eBay, I knew immediately that she was the one for me and it was love at first sight. She was based in Germany and although I knew it would be tricky to get her home, I knew I needed to find a way to make her mine.

I couldn’t stop thinking about her and how beautiful she was – she has such a beautiful shape, and I could feel really amazing energy coming from her. After buying the chandelier, I patiently waited for her to be imported into the UK and after six days of waiting, she was finally in my arms.

She had been disassembled for her own safety, but once I put all her pieces together and she settled in to her new home, our relationship just went from strength to strength.”

Damn, I want a love like that. Check out the video below to hear more about Liberty’s love.

Liberty reveals she also kisses and cuddles her chandeliers.

Look, this lady isn’t hurting anyone and she seems happier than a lot of miserable folks I come across, so more power to her. I bet people now know what to get her for Christmas.

h/t The LADbible

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