This Holiday-Inspired Pizza Looks Awful And Twitter Can’t Handle It

Merry Ch-oh hell no.

Bryan Brunatiby Bryan Brunati
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It’s the holiday season and folks everywhere are eating sugar cookies, drinking eggnog, eating candy canes and any other food that gets them in the holiday spirit. One thing that will not be getting anyone in the holiday spirit anytime soon? This horrible holiday-inspired pizza.

This Holiday-Inspired Pizza Looks Awful And Twitter Can’t Handle It

Just look at that thing. This is why we can’t have nice things. It looks like this monstrosity has candy canes baked into the pizza as well as what looks like Santa Claus gummy bits. Why?

And one look at this pizza and Twitter just wasn’t having it.

I think I’ll just stick to regular old pizza, thank you very much.

Again, why? Can Someone Tell Me Why In The Hell McDonald’s Has A New ‘Nutella Burger’?