College Students Get So Drunk At Frat Party That The Air Tests Positive For Alcohol

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Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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We imagine they’d get a similar reading on a Tuesday afternoon at Charlie Sheen’s house.

According to Maxim, a “Tequila Tuesday” house party in Bethesda, Maryland near American University was off the fucking hook earlier this week, so much so that when police arrived on the scene and tested the air inside the house, it registered at .01 on their breathalyzers.

Several neighbors called police after getting their panties in a bunch from the “thumping music” that was coming from inside the residence. About 70 people, most of whom attend nearby American University, were having the time of their lives, dancing and drinking their fucking asses off.

College Students Get So Drunk At Frat Party That The Air Tests Positive For Alcohol

When police arrived on the scene, one partygoer jumped out of a second-story window in an attempt to flee the area before getting pinched. Inside was a much different story, however, as cops issued citations to the six gentlemen from the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity who rent the place for allowing underage possession of alcohol and furnishing alcohol to a minor.

Now the guys need to hope they don’t get a giant dickhead for a judge because if all of those citations are upheld, they’ll be forced to pay $315,000, and there isn’t enough tequila in the world to make that pain go away.

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