10 Celebrities That Could Or Should Get Publicly Roasted In 2018

Roast them piggies.

Matt Branhamby Matt Branham
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The new year could be a good time for a lot of things, like accepting Jesus into our lives, or perhaps the appropriate end of civilization. Maybe we could start light with the public skewering of some worthy celebrity. Off the top of our heads, we can think of an easy 10 celebrities that could or should get roasted in 2018.

Be it a roastable movie role, unsexy sex scandal, bad religion, political faux pas or just being a weirdo we like to make fun of, there’s really nobody who is off limits in this fresh hell we’ve created for ourselves, not even you, Brad Pitt. Some are perfect candidates for their ability to let it roll off their flawless bone structure and down their back, but mostly we chose celebs who would just melt right the fuck down.

In a world of total entertainment, these celebrity roasts would prove most entertaining in 2018, and if not, we could always just go old school and have them fight to the death with spears and tigers.

10 Celebrities That Could Or Should Get Publicly Roasted In 2018

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