Dude Gets Penis Stuck In London Subway Gate While Trying To Avoid Paying

Caught in quite the position.

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As someone who takes the subway quite often I can tell you that it’s overpriced, especially when there are delays every single day and especially since it always smells like pee. But if you feel like not paying to hop on the subway, just know that there is a chance you can get your junk stuck in the gate like the poor lad in the video below did.

A London Tube passenger is going viral after video of him being assisted by London Underground workers and British Transit Police has been seen by plenty of people. And why is that? Because the video shows a ton of people trying to get his inner-thigh and penis unstuck from the fare gate he tried to hop over.

Take a look at the video below shared by Mark Graves on Facebook. Just a heads up, though, it might make you cringe:

Dude Gets Penis Stuck In London Subway Gate While Trying To Avoid Paying

What an introduction. What a conclusion.

Well, at least the dude seemed pretty damn gracious that he was freed, but then again I would be gracious as well if a bunch of people got together to free my manhood.

So in conclusion, let’s just pay public transportation fee or just walk — walking might decrease the chances of you getting your junk injured.

h/t Mashable 

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