Dad Thinks He’s 79, Throws Hilarious, F-Bomb Rant When He Finds Out How Old He Really Is

"Your ass!" ... "Holy f**k!"

Josh Helmuthby Josh Helmuth

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Remember that show Kids Say The Darndest Things? Well, there needs to be one for grandparents. I mean some grandpas can shake it, some are full blown ragers, and others are simply comedians.

Case in point? ‘Dad’ here.

Dad Thinks He’s 79, Throws Hilarious, F-Bomb Rant When He Finds Out How Old He Really Is

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‘Dad’ thinks he’s 79, bless his heart. When his son tells him he’s older the guessing game begins.

’89?’ he asks. ‘Higher,’ says his son.

90? Higher.

91? Higher …

Finally he gets to guess 98. After the son gives him a big ol’ affirmative, his dad’s reaction is straight out of a National Lampoon.

“Your ass!” … “Holy f**k!”

Yeah, time really does fly when you’re having fun, don’t it?

I just love the fact that he thinks he’s going to be an ‘old fu**ing man’ when he hits 99 later this year.

Senile or not, I can only pray that I’m full of this much fun and life at the age of 98.

‘Dad,’ whatever your real name is, you’re my favorite human of the day.

This old man wasn’t too happy I’m sure: Old Man Attacked By Pissed Off Kangaroo After Feeding It Toast


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