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Lollapalooza 2016 | Malia Obama Is All Growns Up

President Obama's eldest daughter is what Republicans have always feared... a fist pumper.

Patrick Greenby Patrick Green
Photo: Chip Somodevilla (Getty Images)

Girls just wanna have fun. Even teenage daughters of the President. The internet is buzzing over pics and video (see below) of first daughter, Malia Obama, at Lollapalooza in Grant Land Park the past couple days. Uhhh. Three words: So. F@ckin’. What. The fact that an 18-year-old girl would skip the stuffy Democratic Convention (uh, she’s been there, done that) in favor of dancing to Cashmere Cat with sweaty fist pumpers is actually admirable, showing that she’s a normal teenager who has earned the trust of her parents (or at least they trust the secret service). And, you have to admire her tastes with Norwegian house music. I mean, can you imagine what the Trump sons listen to? Now, if we catch Malia twerking to Major Lazer’s “Bubble Butt” then we might have to alert POTUS.