(Wraps noose around neck and climbs up on the coffee table)
Has Flo Rida never heard of MeatSpin? You'd think that rapper dudes, who are largely homophobic, would want to avoid any connection to such a thing. Or that people would appraoch this song as a joke, not buy a bajillion copies of it.
(Unscrews the cap on the bottle of sleeping pills)
Well, the joke is on us, I guess, because he and T-Pain are now swimming in cash like Scrooge McDuck while the rest of us are hawking our kidneys for beer money. We're all going to hell.
(Puts gun in mouth)
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