By Jeremy Azevedo

This month, I've got more CDs piling up on my desk than ever for some reason... In the interest of fairness, I think it's only right that I give them all a listen and tell all of you what I think of them!

In the interest of saving myself a hell of a lot of work, I've condensed all of the reviews for the aforementioned albums to 20 words or less. In a strange ironic twist, this actually makes them at least 100 times more fun to read. Go figure! And speaking of fate...

Dr. Dog: Fate

There’s some great 60s psychedelic rock stuff going on here. Far out, man!

Tickle Me Pink: Madeline

I liked this band better when they were called “Alkaline Trio”! Kinda forgettable, but grows on you.

God-des and She: Stand up

Lesbian hip-hop… Seriously! Sounds kinda like Eminem, if he were a bull dyke. Quite possibly the worst anything, ever.

Wild Sweet Orange: We have Cause To Be Uneasy

Very atmospheric, almost to a fault. Good music to chill or maybe even lay some pipe to!

The Medic Droid: What’s Your Medium

Enough with the fucking vocoder already! Sounds like a gay bar or maybe a 90s rave party.

Love as Laughter: Holy

Hippy stuff. There’s like 300 people in this band. It doesn’t help them any.

Rev Theory: Light It Up

Found this in my desk. They make WWE theme songs or something. Is there even any reason to bother?

Shinedown: The Sound Of Madness

For the second time this summer, a CD from Atlantic Records has broken my disc drive. Thanks guys!