Lane Cummings is a moody New Yorker from the corner of gangland and sketchy in the deep part of Queens. She's studied both dance and literature, two things which have helped her enormously get where she wants to be, wherever that is. She enjoys writing for Crave Online because it helps her let off steam and is cheaper than talking to a shrink.
Lane Cummings
Comedy Contributor
Articles by Lane Cummings :
Ten Worst Celeb BS Moments of 2011
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Thank God for celebs. They drink too much, party too hard and excel at bad decision making processes.
How to Have a Romantic New Year’s Eve
Friday, December 30, 2011
Forget the crap you’ve seen on tv. It’s time to live life.
Comedy Review: Nick Kroll’s Thank You Very Cool
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Come for Nick. Endure the characters.
New Charges for Flying
Wednesday, November 09, 2011
It’s just a matter of time before airlines reach new levels of depravity.
5 People Worse at Marriage than Kim Kardashian
Thursday, November 03, 2011
No really, we found some people.
Reasons to Sleep in a Haunted Hotel
Friday, October 28, 2011
Hey, if Shelley Duvall could stomach it, so can you, right?
Terrifying Halloween Costumes I’d Like to See
Friday, October 28, 2011
Forget slutty witches, men in hockey jerseys and other such lameness—get ready for some really frightening costumes.
5 Creepy Kids
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Part of you wants to smack them and tell them to cut this crap out. The other part of you wants to run for your life.
Reuse Your Underwear!
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Multiple uses! Self empowerment!
Four Celebs to Not Envy
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Sure, most celebs lead crazy good lives of hot co-stars and super-powers—but often not forever.
Matt Lauer Pulls a Tom Cruise
Monday, October 24, 2011
Matt Lauer shows his vanity and rears his ugly head. Yikes. Look out!
Which Movie Sociopath Are You?
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Have some real Halloween fun.
Which Muppet are You?
Thursday, October 20, 2011
You loved them as a child, perhaps too much!
Things Women Can Do and Men… not so Much.
Thursday, October 20, 2011
I’m not talking about childbirth here.
Things to Appreciate About the Crazy Cat lady
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
If you can forget that the sounds coming from her apartment make it appear that stuff is going down that is... against God’s plan.