Witney Seibold
Film Channel Contributor
Witney Seibold is a laidback, genial, and well-read fellow living in his native Los Angeles with his wife, his occasionally unpopular opinions, his film review 'blog, and his ever-aging collection of obscure movies on VHS. He is the quieter half of The B-Movies Podcast right here on Crave Online, and is the ersatz professor behind the Free Film School.
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Articles by Witney Seibold :
Professor Witney Seibold guides you through every single Alien and Predator film. It's a double dose of extra-terrestrial action!
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Professor Witney Seibold concludes your journey into documentary cinema (for now) with a look at the great masters of the art form.
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'It’s cheap, it’s dumb, and it plays like a distant echo of Irwin Allen’s joyously stupid disaster-themed TV movies of the 1970s.'
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Avengers gave us a craving for shawarma. Battleship did the same for burritos. Here are eleven other flicks that make our tummies rumble.
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Does the acclaimed new documentary about the making of Braid, Super Meat Boy and Fez have anything to offer non-gamers?
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Get ready to blow up some owls, finally find out what L.E.T.H.A.L. stands for, and learn how to make an Andy Sidaris movie in 10 easy steps.
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'A shockingly violent and insufferably turgid melodramatic hothouse of glorious overacting and emotional cheap shots.'
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This week, Professor Witney Seibold introduces you to the ecstatic truth of documentary filmmaking.
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This week, Erik Estrada and Julie Strain join in the explosive fun, and Professor Witney Seibold clarifies his position on breasts.
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Professor Witney Seibold introduces you cinema of The Marx Bros., some of the funniest people who ever lived.
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Bibbs and Witney run down all the strangest, unnecessary moments from the recent spate of superhero films.
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Professor Witney Seibold introduces you to the greatest action series you've never heard of, with babes, bazookas and blow-up dolls.
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'After years of buildup and prequels, The Avengers is merely average.'
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'A cheap slasher flick with some talented actors masking the banality with clever dialogue...'
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Professor Witney Seibold abandons auteur theory for once to tackle the sticky history and questionable methods of the notorious studio machine.
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