Hey Cravers! This week is all about the science. Gamma rays, lasers, giant monsters – none of those are in this piece! But we do have some pretty cool reportage on Cadbury Creme Eggs, God particles & IBM’s in-house hacker squad. Science rules, magic drools! (Editor’s note: magic also rules.)
Large Hadron Collider Finds The God Particle?
Just days after smashing the existing beam intensity record, word leaked that the Large Hadron Collider may have finally found the Higgs Boson. And all without creating a black hole that destroys everythi-
Chemistry of Cadbury Creme Eggs
Scientists at the University of Nottingham are destroying hundreds of Cabury Creme Eggs…for science! I’m sure the Easter bunny will understand. Or, become furious and murder every scientist in Nottingham. I'm cool either way.
IBM’s Nefarious “Black Team”
Ask some kid what IBM is today and they’ll go, “Oh, those guys that make that laptop you can spill coffee on?” But greybeards can regale you with tales like this, about IBM’s in-house team of technology testers who turned finding bugs into a higher calling.
US Army Picks Android To Power Its First Smartphone
Android? iPhone? Either way, we’ll finally be able to track those soldier’s every move.
The 18 Most Suppressed Inventions Ever
Wait a minute, if these inventions are so suppressed then how did Gawker find out about them? Unless…they WANTED us to find out about this! Conspiracies within conspiracies, wheels within wheels! Where does it end??
Oh, right here, at the end of my article. See you next Monday, folks. Also, follow me on Twitter – @asterios – for all the fun you can handle.