Top 10 Pick Up Lines For Cars

Oh, if only girls could be cars... Then again, gassy girls aren't always fun.

Nash Herringtonby Nash Herrington

We all know that cars cannot talk.  Unless, of course, they are in a Pixar movie.  But if they could, I can only imagine that these are the top 10 ways to pick up a hot, lady-car.

 

Top Ten Pick Up Lines For Cars

10.  Hey baby, if I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.

9.    Hey baby, if I was a car, I'd need some coolant, because you've got my engine overheating.

8.    Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

7.    Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.

6.    Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd let you jump me.

5.    Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd check your oil regularly.

4.    Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd definitely run up the mileage.

3.    Hey baby, if you were a car, all my friends would be asking to borrow you.

2.    Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd be willing to pay for new headlights.

1.    Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd totally wreck you.

 

So next time you're hittin' on a sexy lady, be sure to keep these gems in your arsenal.