5 Fake Products You Can Buy At A Fake Apple Store

Need an iPhone in China? I know where you can get an “iPhona” real cheap!

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

In China, they don’t just make knockoff MacBooks and iPads – they have entire, authentic looking Apple Stores (or “Apple Stoer,” as one sign reads) that are completely unauthorized by Steve Jobs and co. I asked CraveOnline to fly me roundtrip to China, so I could check out what products they sell first hand. My editor sent me a video of himself laughing at my request for three minutes, so I just decided to make stuff up instead. Here are 5 products I assume they sell at Chinese Apple Store knockoffs:

 

PADDi

 

iMan

 

iPodd Shuffler

 

Appel-Care

 

Apple Television Box

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!