The holidays are stressful, what with buying presents, cooking food for a lot of people, wanting to scream at your bratty cousins to shut up about Bionicle Legos for two seconds, but keeping the rage inside knowing it’ll cause a scene… perhaps you need a drink? Or ten? Or enough beer to make a Christmas tree out of:
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