7 Creepy Winking Santas

You’d better not pout, you’d better not cry, or Santa will give you a creepy wink.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Every year, a movie or cartoon character “saves Christmas.” You know what would save Christmas for me? If Santa Claus stopped winking. That guy has the creepiest wink in the world, and yet it continues to be the go-to facial gesture for the jolly old elf. Here are some examples of what I’m talking about:


Santa Loves To Wink!

He keeps checking that ol’ Wink List of his. [via]


Winking Santa Is Ready For His Close-Up

Must… get off… lap… [via]


Winking Santa’s Got A BIG Present For You

Yes, Virginia. This is where “Dick In A Box” came from. [via]


Winking Santa Mug

Perfect for serving poison milk with cookies. [via]


Homeless Winking Santa

No matter what he says, don’t accept any presents from this man. [via]


Caution! Decapitated Winking Santa In Yard

Not gonna rob that house. [via]


Silent Wink

This is the new coal. [via]


Looking for a hilarious Christmas gift? Geoffrey Golden suggests picking up an issue of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.