The Big List: Worst Movies of 2011! Creepy Christmas Ornaments!

The year’s most soul-crushing films! Plus: The year’s biggest Facebook fails.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to do something really stupid and illegal, post a picture on Facebook for laughs, wait for the police to find out, get arrested, end up on a list of Facebook’s biggest idiots in 2011, and use to prison computer room to check out these links!


The Absolute Very Worst Movies of 2011!

Who will take home this year’s coveted Seltzer/Friedberg Lifetime Achievement Award?


The Hall of Unintentionally Creepy Christmas Ornaments

Use these to Grinch-proof your home.


8 Gifts You Should Never Get Another Person’s Child

Unless you want to annoying the child’s parents, which you might! [images via, 2]


The Strangest Facebook Stories of 2011

Doing something illegal on Facebook can get you arrested, and not just in your Mafia Wars game.


Pen Stuck Inside Woman For 25 Years Still Works

It’s a… Christmas miracle?


That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week, since this list is on its way to a little year I like to call “2012.”


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!