Ever wonder why taxis are so expensive? It’s because they need to pay for the production of their painfully awkward local television spots. Many times, the actual cabbies are in the starring role, because if there’s one thing you would guess about the cab driver who angrily mutters to you in another language, on-camera speaking roles is his forte.
Yup, that’s that. You cannot request a rap-free ride.
Olde City Taxi
Where’s my taxi? Where’s my taxi? I need to go to the mental hospital!
Justin Time Taxi
Perfect for going to see loud jazz concerts.
Those aren’t actors. That’s a real conversation they secretly filmed. #notlying
Ow! My face-bone!
Executive 2000 Taxi
Wanna get a glimpse at the next Spongebob? Meet Annoyance The Cab.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!