Collar too tight? Walks not happening frequently enough? Mailmen continue to exist? If you’re a dog who feels like you’ve been wronged, you need to call Lawyer Dog. He’s a cute brute in the courtroom and a very good boy, in general. Here are 8 examples of the lawyer dog meme:
A lot of whimpering, sure…
Then they put you inside a crate? Entrapment!
Libel smells gross.
*Takes Bone Out Of Desk, Chews*
Also, if you drizzled your case in meat juices, it’d look pretty delicious.
Your Next Move
Also, don’t play dead. It’s demeaning.
What’s That Number?
“Now I need to learn how to dial a phone,” thinks the dog who sees this ad.
The Truth About Lawyer Dog
…and he hates wearing that outfit.
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