Time to hear stories on the news about a so-called zombie apocalypse, choose not to believe the CDC (or logic) that zombies aren’t real, try to buy a zombie-proof condo and realize that even if you could afford it, there are none left, decide to live every moment of the rest of your life in constant fear and check out these links!
Awesome Movie Trailers: Django Unchained and Wreck-It Ralph
The winter blockbusters look so good! What movies are even coming out this summer?
21 Things You Didn’t Know About The Alien Movies
Oh yeah, that Prometheus guy.
Zombie-Proof Condos Sell Out In Kansas
There’s no place like home… for evading the undead. [image via]
The Huffington Post Has A Sideboob Section
Breaking News: Celebrity almost flashes breast, but not quite!
Amanda Bynes Asks The President To Fire A Cop Via Twitter
Hey @BarackObama... I don't drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don't hit and run. The end.— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 5, 2012
A good plan that’s sure to succeed.
That’s all for this edition of The Big List, unless President Obama says otherwise.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!