7 My Little Pony Cocktails

Friendship is magic. The magic of getting wasted.

Geoffrey Golden by Geoffrey Golden

Bronies need to cut loose. After all, if you’re an adult male super-fan of The Hub’s hit series My Little Ponies: Friendship Is Magic, you might be having a hard time explaining your obsession to your parents, friends and most ladies — which causes stress. Let these pony-based drinks take the edge off. Here are 7 My Little Pony cocktails:


Mystic Amethyst

That horn could make a handy bottle opener. [via]


Soft Spoken

Don’t be shy, little pony. Drink all this vodka. [via]


Speed Demon

Real life horses also love energy drinks. [via]


Bold ‘n’ Delicious

Actually, in this picture, Applejack looks like she’s already had a few. [via]



But really, aren’t all these cocktails inspired by a cartoon show for little girls classy? [via]


Pinkie Pie

Sprinkles are also really good in an old fashioned. [via]



And you worried these cocktails wouldn’t be manly enough. [via]


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!