5 Funny Songs About America

Please rise for these hilarious new national anthems.

Geoffrey Golden by Geoffrey Golden

My country ‘tis of thee / sweet land of comedy / songs we can sing / Land where these singin’ dudes / belt out songs that are lude / put them up on the YouTubes / for all to hear! These are 5 funny songs about America:


“Song For America” -- Hugh Laurie



“Hotter Than The 4th of July” – Crank Hardley Jr.

Yeah, but is she hotter than Friendship Day on August 5th? That’s the question.


“American” – Mackelmore

This is my America… apparently!


“America” – Roy Zimmerman

America is a lot of things!


“America (F*** Yeah!)” – Team America: World Police

A timeless classic you’ll be sure to hear at fireworks shows across the country.


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.