One of the most popular things to do during summer is visit the local carnival. Unfortunately, in regards to safety, not all rides are created equal. Despite what the carnival owner says, you’re not supposed to be able to fall off the ride while it’s spinning. Here are 8 carnival rides gone bad:
In Russia, they prefer horribly slow to mercifully fast.
The Sucky Ducks
They’re quackin’ up about it.
The Fun Slide Surprise
Designed by M. Night Shyamalan.
The Broken Record
You spin me wrong round, baby. Wrong round.
Sketchy carnival rides give you wings!
The Spin ‘n’ Fall
Safety belts? We don’t need no stinkin’ safety belts.
The Hang (For) Ten (Hours)
Now you’re riding without power.
The Unfortunate Cosmonauts
Keep it up, Russia! Or, rather, keep it vertically suspended.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.