8 Dark Reboots of Kids’ Shows

Dora the Explorer, Pokemon and My Little Pony go gritty.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Childhood is a time of innocence and wonder. Adulthood is when you want to enjoy the same things you did as a child, only grittier versions. Here are 8 dark reboots of kids’ TV shows as modern-day summer blockbuster movies:


Dora the Explorer

Ay yi yi…


Pokemon Apokelypse

Can you find “redemption” in the Pokedex?


My Little Pony

Friendship Is Multiplying


Hey Arnold

Hey Arnold… uh, watch out!


Gummi Bears

Bouncing here and there and killing folks.


Winnie The Pooh

I hope for Pooh’s sake there are no Woozles in this world.


The Powerpuff Girls

Sugar, spice and everything geared towards 14 year-old boys.


Yogi Bear

Boo Boo made the right choice.


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!