Childhood is a time of innocence and wonder. Adulthood is when you want to enjoy the same things you did as a child, only grittier versions. Here are 8 dark reboots of kids’ TV shows as modern-day summer blockbuster movies:
Dora the Explorer
Ay yi yi…
Can you find “redemption” in the Pokedex?
My Little Pony
Friendship Is Multiplying
Hey Arnold… uh, watch out!
Bouncing here and there and killing folks.
Winnie The Pooh
I hope for Pooh’s sake there are no Woozles in this world.
The Powerpuff Girls
Sugar, spice and everything geared towards 14 year-old boys.
Boo Boo made the right choice.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!