Hipsters love mustaches, but what about the grandfather of all mustaches: the beard? It’s big, it’s bold, Santa Claus has got one – if you think there’s something wrong with having a giant mass of hair on your face, you won’t get any presents this year. In fact, you might just get a punch in your smooth face from this hilarious Australian band. Here are 7 beardtastic songs by The Beards:
Got Me A Beard
The ending is the best, because it’s what would actually happen.
You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man
Ladies, note how compelling nature of this argument.
No Beard No Good
They have a beard-centric worldview.
A Wizard Needs A Beard
That’s where the magic comes from.
Growing A Beard
It's like watching Chia Pets.
Who Told You To Shave Off Your Beard?
Answer: an idiot!
If Your Dad Doesn’t Have A Beard, You’ve Got Two Mums
Also, you should have consulted child services.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.