7 Mitt Romney Rap Songs

We built these mad beats.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

This one goes out to all the MC’s representing the 47 percent. President Obama may have the endorsement of hip-hop stars like Jay-Z and Beyonce, but Mitt Romney’s got mic skills, too. At least, by way of YouTube comedians and rappers. Here are 7 Mitt Romney rap songs:


Full of Mitt

Vitamin C? Try Vitamin Romney!


My Man Mitt

Wow, he’s got Rappin’ Reagan in his crew.


Shake It Like an Etch-a-Sketch

Oh man, remember when Etch-a-Sketches were his biggest problem?


M-m-m-Mitt Romney

Excuse me, but I believe you have a bit of a stutter.



The problem isn’t that he’s wealthy, it’s that he doesn’t flaunt it enough.


My Name Is Mitt

Insane in the Bain.


Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up?

Yes, but what’s his stance on Christina Aguilera and the chair situation?


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!