Many of our decisions are inspired by the selfless needs of our penises. Whether we like it or night, those little guys decide many of the directions we take, in the vein hope that at the end they'll be able to snuggle into somewhere warm for the night.
With that being said, we know that we probably shouldn't find the following women sexually attractive, yet the penis wants what the penis wants. Here are 4 sexy girls that we really wish weren't sexy.
We don't want to support people who are rich and famous solely for existing, but if we didn't then the likelihood of us seeing Kim Kardashian in a bikini is severely decreased. She's vapid and fundamentally useless, yet she's also got a backside with its own gravitational pull. It's this strange moral dilemma that makes us love/hate her.
It seems that Lindsay Lohan could get away with murder these days, escaping jail time frequently for crimes ranging from theft to drunk driving. This would make us resentful of her, if not for the fact that we know those Playboy photos exist.
No one who has given themselves a nickname has ever been anything other than loathsome, yet Jersey Shore's Jenni 'JWoww' Farley is an exception. Perhaps it's because she's surrounded by small, orange, sex-driven warthogs that make her seem attractive by comparison, or perhaps it's because she dresses like a high-class prostitute. Either way, we're OK with it.
Coco Austin looks more like a cartoon than she does a human being. With her huge boobs, bright blonde hair and buttocks that even Kim Kardashian's arse orbits around, Ice-T's wife looks like a sex robot created by Japan's most perverted scientist. It annoys us that we can be sexually attracted to an individual who could well have been created by Skynet.
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