It's hard being a single man. Unless you're the kind of guy who always remembers to flush the toilet after he's finished then it's likely that you're facing an uphill struggle when it comes to convincing women that they should date you. Thank God for the internet, then, which is a great source of advice for attracting the opposite sex (and porn, just in case you fail). Here are 5 videos that will help you attract women:
Nothing says "I am a viable sexual partner" more than a leopard print robe and a plastic crown.
BE HONEST WITH HER
Cut out the awkwardness of dating by complimenting her cleavage as soon as she gets in your car.
HAVE REASONABLE STANDARDS
Because finding a date won't be that difficult if your ideal partner is a short/tall, fat/thin, blonde/brunette/redhead.
How are you ever going to attract a woman if you don't even know why she takes so long in the bathroom?
WORK ON YOUR DANCE MOVES
Show her how enigmatic you are by impersonating a buzzard's impersonation of Michael Jackson.
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