The Big List: The Debates vs. The Internet! Hulk Hogan Sex Tape!

Who won: Mitt or Obama or Memes? Plus: Hulkamania XXX

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to leave your home planet, train to be a Jedi, save the princess, save the galaxy from your evil dad and his mentor, get a thumbs up from a bunch of ghosts, suddenly realize you’re completely illiterate, cry yourself to sleep and check out these links!


The Internet Responds To The Presidential Debates

Need a new moderator. Why not Zoidberg?


Facebook Tops 1 Billion Users

…and has more fake accounts than MySpace has active ones?


So, There’s A Hulk Hogan Sex Tape…

His little “Hulkamaniac” ran wild. [image via]


Most Citizens In Star Wars Universe Are Probably Illiterate

That’s no moon, that’s a bookstore!


The World’s First ‘Human Butchery’ Opens In London

Finally, someone’s competing with Soylent Green.


That’s all for this edition of The Big List, from a galaxy far, far away…


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!