When you go to prison, they tell you when to eat, when to sleep, and when to perform an elaborate group dance routine to a Michael Jackson song. Well, maybe not in US prisons, but at CPDRC (Cebu Provinicial Detention and Rehabilitation Center) in the Philippines, the inmates dance for YouTube viral videos. Here are 7 Dance Routines By The Cebu Inmates:
“Gangnam Style” – PSY
They get time off for horsey-dancing.
“Thriller” – Michael Jackson
This clip went viral (in the zombie disease sense).
“Bebot” – Black Eyed Peas
Making prisoners listen to Black Eyed Peas – too cruel?
“I Will Follow Him” – Sister Act
Follow him into a life of crime…
“Nobody” – The Wonder Girls
They almost considered making that dress the new uniform.
“This Is It” – Michael Jackson
Who’s bad? Apparently, they were.
“Macarena” – Los del Rio
It’s like a wedding, in that everyone’s forced to be there!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!