Are you sick of hearing about what Ashton Kutcher had for dinner or about whatever next, dumb product placement some random celebrity is endorsing? Of course you are. Twitter is made for two things: Self-promotion and dirty jokes! That's it. We here at CRAVE defy you to come up with another reason that Twitter exists. There is none.
This week: The last Presidential Debate, Monday Night Football, Anne Coulter, Cheating, World Series, Depressing Sitcoms, and Sex!
Take a look:
Anne Coulter is about as pretty as a gunshot blast to the face.
The world would certainly be a better place.
He's one-sixth gibbon.
Let's not forget about Bazooka Joe for everyone!
Sing it, brother.
Now if we can just get him a step stool so he can poop in a toliet…
Or even wanted to, for that matter.
That's more a reality show for most of us.
Just make it stop, for the love of all that is good and holy.
If only her friend would have climbed into her window before she took the Drain-o.
Best Show Ever.
This is the deciding picture of the election.
You're a particular kind of guy, but we're on board.
This should be a Game of Thrones episode.
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