9 Porn Parodies That Will Haunt You Forever

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

Paul Tamburroby Paul Tamburro

ometimes porn can be a bit… y’know… weird. And by weird I mean f***ing horrifying. So what better time to celebrate the most disturbing porn parodies than the spooky month of October? 

Here are 9 porn parodies that will haunt you forever…

 The Best Porn Parodies

Alice in Wonderland Porn Parody: Alice XXX

Maybe it’s the fact that Wonderland isn’t supposed to look like a dingy abandoned warehouse. Maybe it’s the fact that Alice is supposed to be a 7-year-old. Maybe it’s the fact that the White Rabbit isn’t supposed to be a stripper. In truth, there are many contributing factors as to why this Alice in Wonderland porn parody shouldn’t give you an erection.

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Curb Your Entusiasm Porn Parody: This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX

I like Curb Your Enthusiasm and I like Larry David, but at no point have I wondered what his scrotum looks like. 

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Silence of the Lambs Porn Parody: Silence of the Lambs XXX

“He’ll disrobe you and then rape you and get into your naked flesh. He’ll chew your nipples off, spit them out and then continue to eat.” Hold on a sec while I get the Kleenex!

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Super Mario Porn Parody: Super Mario XXX

This porn is aimed at that niche market who wanted to see Bowser, Donkey Kong and Yoshi have a three-way. Enjoy yourselves, you f***ing freaks.

 

American Dad Porn Parody: American Dad XXX

This would be a fairly standard porn parody, if not for Roger the alien. Seriously. Look at him. Look at his gigantic, terrifying forehead. Yep, looks like I’ll be sleeping with the bedroom light on tonight.

 

Simpsons – The XXX Parody

The tagline is “you’ve never seen sex this yellow”. What more needs to be said?

 

The Smurfs Porn Parody: This Ain’t The Smurfs XXX

“Get down on your knees and suck my d***” is a sentence I never wanted to hear leave Gargamel’s mouth.

 

To Catch a Predator Porn Parody: MILFs Get Busted

Take a show that was intended to catch real paedophiles looking for sex with underage girls, then flip it on its head and put ‘MILFs’ in the title. Oh, porn industry…

 

Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody

Cross-dressing! Incest! Bestiality! This Star Wars porn really does have it all. Now if you excuse me, I’m going to go and take a nice cold shower in order to wash away the memory of Luke Skywalker’s tits.

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