There is no better way to rub your superiority in your opponents' faces than in the post-goal celebration. Here is our countdown of the top 5 most hilarious ones of them all.
Robbie Fowler Snorts Cocaine
Fowler responded to accusations that he had been partaking in a wee bit of recreational drug use by, yes, pretending to snort the white touchline. Unsurprisingly, this didn't go down very well with his club Liverpool, who fined him £60,000.
Balotelli's 'Hulk' Celebration
Mario Balotelli's 'Hulk' pose from Italy's 2-1 victory against Germany in the Euro 2012 semi-finals is so popular that it made it into FIFA 13.
Diego Forlan Struggles With His Shirt
Speaking of players who have an aversion to wearing clothing on their upper body, Diego Forlan seemed to struggle getting back into his kit after celebrating his goal against Southampton, forcing him to continue playing the next few minutes of the game shirtless.
Peter Crouch's 'Robot'
Peter Crouch or, as he is more commonly known, "the man who is somehow sleeping with this woman":
Icelandic football club Stjarnan arguably make the funniest goal celebrations, though we doubt their opponents find them half as amusing as we do.
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