6 Fantasy Rap Battles

These MCs are battling to be Lord of the Rap Scene!

Geoffrey Golden by Geoffrey Golden

What could be more epic than a clash between the ancient forces of good and evil? How about a kickass rap battle? Direct from the worlds of Harry Potter, The Legend of Zelda, Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit come our hip-hop challengers. Here are videos of 6 fantasy rap battles:


Gollum vs. Smeagol

If you like the beat, you should put a ring on it.


Harry Potter vs. Voldemort

I like that this British wizard raps like a Beastie Boy.


Link vs. Gannon

This rapper’s got a lot of heart. Or rather, hearts.


Bilbo vs. Gollum

It’s hard to battle a hobbit when you’re constantly battling yourself!


Harry Potter vs. Draco Malfoy

How far is it to Hogwarts? 8 mile?


Gandalf vs. Dumbledore

You shall not rap!


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!