Time to make a joke on a talk show about a really rich someone proving their father wasn’t an orangutan by showing us their birth certificate, be confused when the rich guy actually does it, scratch your head a couple of times and check out these links!
The 2013 Razzie Nominations
Here are the nominees for the 2013 Academy Awards too, though they’re not as hilarious.
Donald Trump Shows Bill Maher His Birth Certificate, Demands $5 Million Be Donated To Charity, Doesn’t Understand About Jokes
…and here we are.
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s Golden Globes Drinking Game
I appreciate how hard the hosts are working to make this awards show tolerable. [image via]
23 Reasons Why Facebook Couples Are The Worst
This perfectly illustrates why the site needs a “Barf” button.
If Winter Break Advertised Like Spring Break
Girls get hot cocoa poured on their boobs and they all have to go to the emergency room.
That’s all for this Razz’d edition of The Big List.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!